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©2009 *DarthPooky
:icondarthpooky:

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This is Lorenzo, my favorite OC. He's from =dragonack27's and mine's story, simply named 'The Book'. 'The Book' has no plot; it's merely a collection of absolutely random things.

His most noticeable trait is the fact that he screams "I'M SORRY!" at everything. He's very immature, contrary to his appearance. He's also 'The Book''s scapegoat. Everything that goes wrong is blamed on him.

A paragraph from the story:

A xylophone tap-danced onto the roof. Smith popped up out from behind a flower pot and shot the xylophone on the different notes, playing the Halo theme.

“DID SOMEONE CALL ME?!?” asked Master Chief, skidding in with a hair net on.

“…”

“WHAT?!? I was serving lunch to poor, deprived children at a soup kitchen!”

“Yes, he’s appealing to the future voters. He’s going to run for President once he officially exists,” said Master Chief’s campaign host, Ryan Seacrest.

“Wow. He really IS everywhere!” said Jen.

“OH MY GOSH! RYAN SEACREST! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!?!” Lorenzo yelled frantically, scrambling to be in Ryan Seacrest’s personal bubble. “Hehe,” he giggled, “I’m in Ryan Seacrest’s bubble.”

Agent Smith looked weird at him. “…That SOOOOO did not sound right… I’m going to be going now… far away… VERY far away,” Agent Smith said, backing away then running into the wall of a donut store.

Lorenzo (c) Jen
The Book(c) =dragonack27 and ~DarthPooky
Anyone famous (c) themselves
Ryan Seacrest (c) Simon Cowell

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:icondragonack27:
YES, I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE... AND CHARACTER. :thumbsup:
LULZ, RYAN SEACREST COPYRIGHT TO SIMON COWELL XD
Lorenzo wins and fails so much, all at the same time XD

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My lack of sanity isn't a characteristic, it's a virtue.
"DEAR SWEET JESUS IN A TOP HAT!" ~Me
:icondarthpooky:
YAY! :thumbsup: AND NOW YOU CAN COLOR THAT PICTURE YOU DREW!
HE IS COWELL'S BEEYATCH.
He does, doesn't he? XD

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SIX YARDS
:iconbirdewilliams:
You are amazing at drawing shorts and sneakers not even gonna lie to you. Oo;;

lol, that clip was funny. XD is Smith drunk or something? Smacking into walls... instead of just like, occupying someone else's body XD

"Ryan Seacrest (c) Simon Cowell" <- ROFL. We all know Ryan's his bitch.

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We, who demand to be heard, will tolerate no such cry as "Peace! peace!" where there is no peace.
:icondarthpooky:
Dude, the sneakers were BSed, but I'm so glad you like! :hug:

Yup, that was part of =dragonack27's section but Agent Smith isn't drunk; he's just being random. Seriously, this story is the most RANDOM story on the face of this earth. NOTHING makes sense.

He so is. XD

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SIX YARDS
:icondragonack27:
WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? XD
PFFFFT
And yes.... yes he does.

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My lack of sanity isn't a characteristic, it's a virtue.
"DEAR SWEET JESUS IN A TOP HAT!" ~Me
:icondarthpooky:
THEN I WILL KILL YOU.

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SIX YARDS
:icondragonack27:
DEAR LORD! *runs away*

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My lack of sanity isn't a characteristic, it's a virtue.
"DEAR SWEET JESUS IN A TOP HAT!" ~Me
:iconboberts-bud:
he looks buff

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"Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes." - Incubus
:icondarthpooky:
He is, but he never does anything with it.

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SIX YARDS

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